Michelle Lee
Vancouver
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- Teacher:You know you can't sleep in my class.
- Me:I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
— THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird 

(Source: blythebrooklyn)

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

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Raspberry Cheesecake Ice Cream | The Baker Chick
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teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

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studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras